Intoxicated Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Cookies, Falls Asleep

Police were dispatched to the neighborhood after residents called to report hearing screaming in the area. Officers eventually found Brown and the two boys behind a section of tall bushes. The boys were “crying uncontrollably” and Brown was obviously drunk off his ass.Despite Jones’ DNA being found on the girl, his defense attorney maintained the victim was concocting a story because she was smoking marijuana and trying to hide it.

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Man Beats His Girlfriend With Dog He’d Just Killed

The man is described as a slim 20-something, about 6 feet tall, and dressed in a white tank top. And pants, I assume. His alleged accomplice, the driver of the Infiniti, is said to be a male with dark curly hair.A DNA match has not been made yet, but police are certain the remains belong to Lockhart after matching her tattoos to the remains. They also stated the clothes she is seen wearing in the video matches the items discovered at the beach.

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Woman Torches House, Stabs Self With Screwdriver

The man responsible for the infant’s care, then 19 year-old Emanuel Baptista, told the girl’s mother the baby had choked on a baby wipe. The mother then took the baby to receive medical care. In the resulting examination, the hospital uncovered all of the aforementioned injuries and reported them to the authorities. Baptista was arrested in August of 2009.So all this being said…where the hell does one get sulfuric acid? […]

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Man Charged With Murdering Uncle After Posting Desire To Eat Human Flesh

Nurseronda also has this one in our forums. Thanks Nurse!The rest of the cast do a a great job as well, with Sam Rockwell once again playing a character that is hard not to like or even empathize with even when he is making wrong decisions. He spends a lot of the movie in an almost happy-go-lucky state, burying his head in the sand whenever issues arise at home with the hopes that by time he pulls his head out, the coast will be clear and the conflict will have resolved itself. His wife Abby (played by Orphan’s Vera Farmiga, a woman making a career out of playing mother’s of hellspawn) is a woman with a family prone to mental issues and in her case, post-partum depression. Abby and the family struggled through this shortly after the birth of Joshua, whose colicky nature pushed Abby towards a nervous breakdown. Now it seems history is doomed to repeat itself, as Emily begins crying incessantly. Add the devout Christian mother-in-law (the great Celia Weston) whose passive aggressive swipes at how Abby is doing her job as a wife as well as a mother and you have a family that is ripe for deconstruction by anyone with a keen awareness of this family’s dynamic, along with all the intimate details needed to start loosening the nuts and bolts of its foundation.

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Man Accused Of Starving Dog In Attempt To Reconcile With Ex-Girlfriend

Altamonte Springs, Florida Why is it that some of the best stories originate in Florida? I mean, some of the most idiotic crimes and excuses are from Floridians who don’t seem to have an ounce of common sense. Is it intense sun? Perhaps a study should be conducted regarding the constant smell of coconut butter and the affects on the typical ass-wipe’s brain. And having lived a few miles from the Florida State line in a resort town, I understand how just about anything goes. Everyday is like parade day. You surely know what I mean. People pulling the stupid stunts like walking out in front of traffic expecting the drivers of the vehicles to realize the world stops because they’re eager to get to the beach, etc. People wearing ridiculous clothes or the morbidly obese people sporting the tiniest bathing suits. (well, tiny on them) I came to the conclusion while living down there, the police really do put up with a lot of crap and look past a great deal as well. Except when it’s a nude guy making a get away on a bicycle after being chased by the father of a 14 year old girl.Last Tuesday, police responded to a call of an unresponsive baby at the home of Rodriguez-Gonzalez that he shared with his girlfriend, Raymond, and his girlfriend’s two other children. […]

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Man Charged After Squirting Girlfriend With Steak Sauce Over Fifty Shades of Grey

Hamilton, OH — A man who was once accused of having sexual relations with a four-foot inflatable Halloween pumpkin is in hot water again – this time for bangin’ an inflatable pool raft. Rawr?I’ve got a backlog of horror movie reviews written up that I need to get out of our queue, so why not start with a forgotten, ultra low-budget slasher oddity from the UK. It involves a group of stage actors held captive by two psychopaths during the last night of their play, MURDER IN THE DARK. The turnout during the run of the play has been disappointing, continuously being performed in front of a mostly empty house but tonight’s attendance should fair better as it’s the final show with friends and family expected to be there for a birthday party being held after the show. Just before the show begins, two psychopaths on the run after breaking out of a maximum security facility have decided to take refuge in the theater. While there they hold the cast and crew hostage forcing them to play a sadistic game. They threaten to kill their friends off stage if the actors on stage do not go on with the show.

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